♪Ask the sword and knife, and do away with resentment♪
♪I fear that new and old grudges will add to my troubles♪
♪Ask each tactic and move to see who is more skilled♪
♪Fate changes and cannot be predicted♪
♪Ask the road and journey ahead♪
♪Where is my soul mate?♪
q♪Ask the rain and clear skies about the troubles on my mind♪
♪Face the moon every day and night♪
♪Ask the flowers and leaves, their colors are perfect♪
♪Happiness and pain are both short, how many springs are left?♪
♪Ask autumn and winter, the snowstorm continues♪
♪The rainbow scatters easily but the days are hard to endure♪
♪No one knows why the flowers blossomed early♪
♪Heaven doesn't mock us, you've also grown old♪
♪The pugilist world is small, but the rest of the world is vast♪
♪I've forgotten those who are gone♪
♪No one knows why the flowers withered early♪
♪Heaven feels no sorrow, you've also grown old♪
♪The heroes have died and little time is left♪
♪I've forgotten those who are gone♪
[Word of Honor]
[Episode 7]
[Luo Mansion]
[Happiness]
[Natural Death in Dream]
What the … !
Seeing all this red is making me hungry.
Ugh, can't this crazy bitch work faster? Hurry up! When we're done I'm going to eat something delicious.
Cannibal Ghost, wait calmly.
We haven't reached the auspicious time.
Jiejie? Jiejie?
You've worked hard.
Horny Ghost.
That crazy bitch will be here soon.
Get yourself in hand.
Hey! What're you doing?
What're you looking at?
I'm looking at what I'm looking at, why?
No matter how you look, the chair's mine.
What, just because you said so?
Listen or not, I'll kill you.
Say that again. Go on, say it again!
The Master of the Register of the Heartless has arrived!
Joyful Funeral Ghost, haven't you put on enough of a show?
You keep asking your big brothers to come play house with you. If you really want a show that badly, put up a stage yourself! Go sing yourself!
-Crazy bitch. -Laughing.
Fine.
Tragicomic Ghost, why lower yourself to his level?
The auspicious hour is here. Let's have some bows!
Suppose that's fine.
Quick, invite the bridegroom to approach.
Let us invite the groom!
Let us invite the bride!
[Memorial tablet of the disciple of Mount Emei Sect, Mo Yan Wan]
Mu Yunge, the young lord of Broken Sword Villa,
and Mo Yanwan, a young disciple of Mt Emei,
found passion with each other and pledged to join in lifelong union.
Today, Joyful Funeral Ghost, the Master of the Register of the Heartless, will act as officiant. [Lit: playing Iceman]
The honorable evil ghosts will act as witnesses.
Congraulations, Mu and Mo, two houses united in dignity,
true and faithful jointure of thy parents' joys.
On earth and in heaven, none shall sunder them.
First, pay respects to the world.
Second, pay respects to thy ancestors.
Husband and wife, bow to each other.
The rites are complete!
Waiter!
Coming!
Grampa, what do you need?
This Wucheng wine is very good.
Bring me another pot.
I'm so sorry, Grampa.
Tell you the truth,
There's a really rich guy in the private side room,
and all the Wucheng wine our little shop had? He bought it all!
Can I bring you something else?
Fine.
Alright!
That man—why's he look a little like my shifu?
But only the body's the same.
Shifu isn't so attractive and elegant.
I don't know where Shifu and Wen-shu are now.
Silly child.
Bring the young heroes out.
What kind of brutes are you all?
Don't you know who I am?
I neglected to explain the rules.
If I haven't told you to speak,
Whoever opens his mouth first, dies.
Whoever talks will die.
Anyway, of all of you today, only one of you will leave alive.
We don't care who it is.
The strong bachelor there.
You give the impression of being knowledgeable.
Why does our host have the title of Master of the Register of the Heartless?
The Master of the Register of the Heartless, Joyful Funeral Ghost, will kill every unfaithful person under heaven.
Correct answer.
But still requires death.
Didn't I explain?
If you aren't asked to speak, don't open you rmouth.
I asked you, but I didn't order you to answer. You must wait.
Mu Yunge deceived Mo-guniang into letting him use her body,
then heartlessly turned away.
causing Mo-guniang to hang herself to death under Broken Sword Manor.
Since this became known to my master,
today we will uphold justice.
Anytime she hosts a happy occasion, she will arrange for ten people close to the heartless man to come and attend.
Today, out of the ten of you, only one will leave here alive.
As for who will be the last one alive,
that depends on the abilities of all of you.
So, all of you young heroes,
We await your performances.
Don't be afraid. At worst, it's just death.
We absolutely must not let down the Yueyang Sect's reputation for fighting prowess.
All of you brothers,
We must work together to fight them!
They want us to disgrace ourselves for their amusement.
Don't you realize?
They—they're deliberately turning us on each other.
Even if we were the one left at the end, would this pack of devils keep their promises?
Kid, your words are false.
The Mt Qingya ghosts do all sorts of misdeeds,
but we'd never eat our words.
The complete opposite from you young heroes, whose words aren't even as good as letting go a fart.
Anyway, that said,
do you all have any other options?
Why are you all staring blankly? Get to it.
Haven't I made myself clear?
Among you, only one will live.
Stop! Are you mad?
Go on! Fight!
Goodness! This is starting to get fun.
Joyful Funeral Ghost,
I truly admire intelligent people like you.
Just for this marvelous dog-eat-dog fight,
this daddy wants to accompany you for a lifetime,
and be your little footman.
Stop it! Brothers!
Kill him!
Stop fighting!
That's the spirit!
Quick, beat him to death!
The great hero of the Mirror Lake Sect, Zhang Yusen
was such a strong-minded person.
how could he only have this one little good-for-nothing kid left?
If the one who survived was his first or second son,
at least they would be worthy heirs.
But this kid ….
It's natural that the youngest has been pampered since birth.
After all, he was born during years of peace and prosperity,
and hasn't experienced so much as crossing rough waters.
Er-ge.
You really believe him when he says he doesn't remember?
He's a child. Why would he lie to us?
You're thinking too hard.
Were you aware
our two Zhang nephews
died of torture?
Fourth Brother
smashed his own skull in.
If the Ghost Valley had easily gotten the Glazed Gadget,
why go to all that trouble?
They must not have been able to find it,
and that's why they tried to hard to get them to talk.
Fourth Brother.
You're still convinced Chengling doesn't know anything?
I just don't know what evil has affected him.
He's acting like we've neglected him, so distant and silent.
Alright. Let's stop talking about this.
My heart hurts.
Just your heart hurts?
Good!
Shidi!
Shidi.
Shidi!
Good. So very good!
This …
we've seen so many martial shows,
but we so rarely get to see
a drama with this kind of deep brotherly love.
Okay, okay, okay, I'll stop talking.
Today's survivor
is really quite fetching.
Those decent and prestigious families really do have more than just useless cowards.
There are still two people left.
[Yueyang Sect]
[Profound Expectations]
Mr Han. [Profound Expectations]
[Great Ambitions]
Greetings, Hero Gao.
I'm the leader of the Window of Heaven, Han Ying.
Mr Han came all the way from Jin to get here.
So what is the problem?
Let us get to the point.
This one has come to Southern China
for the purpose of investigating the matter of the Glazed Gadget.
Hero Gao, as the leader of the Five Lakes Aliiance,
if you know anything, please be generous and inform me.
The Glazed Gadget is nothing more than
a minor rumor in the Jianghu.
Mr Han should not believe that sort of thing.
Honest people don't speak in riddles.
Don't dodge my question.
Hero Gao, if you share everything you know about the Glazed Gadget with us,
the Window of Heaven will owe you a favor.
In the future, we and the Five Lakes Alliance will have frequent dealings.
There will be many opportunities to collaborate.
If not ….
The Window of Heaven has long been known for for outstanding fighting prowess.
Only shadows, no tracks. Entry without an exit.
Nothing you don't know. Nowhere you are not.
Today, meeting Commander Han, indeed the reputation is deserved.
There is nothing the Window of Heaven does not know,
so why did Commander Han come to this Gao to learn about the Glazed Gadget?
Doesn't that sort of casual attitude suggest a false reputation?
It's been said the Five Lakes Alliance is seeking for
the orphan of the Mirror Lake Sect.
This is a family matter of the Five Lakes Alliance.
Others need not worry about it.
As for the Glazed Gadget, this Gao doesn't know a single thing about it.
If Mr Han does not have other concerns, he is invited to return home.
Don't incur a large debt to save a little.
In the Northwest the Window of Heaven may be able to hide the truth from the masses,
but this Gao's feet stand in Yueyang,
where for today the Emperor still rules.
If Commander Han would like to drink with the commoners,
then of course the Five Lakes Alliance will host you.
Will you stay for a drink?
How did Prince Jin become aware of the Glazed Gadget?
Chengling and the others are almost here.
We must hurry to meet them and bring them into the city
to avoid any new complications.
Da-ge.
Da-ge!
Where's Chengling?
Leave the baggage with the servants.
Mount up immediately. Only bring Chengling
and ride to the city at once.
Good.
[Great Ambitions]
Da-ge, what's going on? [Great Ambitions]
You're scaring me, acting like this.
Daddy!
You're back!
Shen-shushu. Zhao-shushu.
[Gao Chong's Daughter, Gao Xiaolian] Shen-shushu. Zhao-shushu.
Xiaolian, you've really grown up. [Gao Chong's Daughter, Gao Xiaolian]
Xiaolian, you've really grown up.
Come meet your Chengling-didi.
Chengling.
This is the only daughter of your Gao-bobo.
You can call her Xiaolian-jiejie.
Chengling-didi.
Xiaolian.
Take Chengling-didi to go rest.
Will do.
Chengling-didi.
Daddy and Uncles need to discuss something important.
Let's head out now.
All of you, go too.
Da-ge, now can you tell us?
Why was it so urgent to bring Chengling back?
I fear that, frpm here on, the Jianghu will have no more good days.
Why?
The Glazed Gadget's secret has leaked.
[Yueyang Sect]
Baozi! Hot baozi!
Come buy hot baozi, here!
Both visible and hidden guards.
They have unusually strong defenses for a Jianghu sect.
Gao Chong is so cautious
he personally went to meet them and bring them here.
That child is surely safe at last.
From now on, may the wide sea and the open sky
all be yours to soar through.
May your terrible calamity turn to a fortunate future.
Baozi!
Good baozi!
Since when has the Window of Heaven had spies in Yueyang Sect?
What hidden secrets do they have? What is the Window of Heaven trying to do?
[Tongfu Cakes]
[Tian Xiang Store] [Oil Store]
[Yueyang Carriages]
In clear weather, use an umbrella. In the rain, use a fan. [or: In the rain, slap a face] [Yueyang Carriages]
In clear weather, use an umbrella. In the rain, use a fan. [or: In the rain, slap a face]
Uncle.
This commoner doesn't sell umbrellas or fans.
What? He's not a Window of Heaven person?
However, this commoner does have here a new amusement.
Beautiful.
Beautiful, beautiful!
Sure enough, you live up to your name.
In particular, a waist as pliable as willow, a body like flying catkins.
Ah Xu, you've already started doing your malicious deeds?
How does that saying go?
They say "Beauty like peaches and plums, heart like snakes and scorpions [cruelty]." [The Return of the Condor Heroes quote, ref. to femme fatal]
Ah Xu.
Why can't you learn from me
how to be a good person?
Poison Scorpion?
You also know about Poison Scorpion?
I know too much about things, really.
The north has the Window of Heaven. The south has the Poison Scorpion.
The two biggest assassin groups in the world
are both getting involved in the Glazed Gadget matter.
Ah Xu, your baby disciple
is really a person of interest now.
The Jianghu is already in great chaos.
Are you scared trouble will come to your door?
Trouble?
I, Wen the Great Philanthropist, am warm and slick as jade,
temper like a gem, amiable and wealthy.
Where would trouble come from?
I'm not like you, a merciless evil murderer,
who can't walk anywhere without trouble following at his heels.
Alright, Wen the Great Philanthropist,
then please stop following at my heels.
Don't let my merciless evil murderer self
stain and defile your lordly eyes.
As long as you don't hide and start showing that handsome face, my gaze won't be defiled. ["show handsome" is "Zhang Jun", a portmanteau of the actors' names]
Why are you playing a role again?
Whom are you trying to hide from?
The sun's too strong, okay? [Or: Too big a masculinity, can't perform, huh?]
[Tofu Pudding] [Harmonious and prosperous]
Ah Xu, don't walk away so fast! Wait for me! [Tofu Pudding] [Harmonious and prosperous]
Give me a little space. This daddy still wants to live a few more years. [Tofu Pudding] [Harmonious and prosperous]
Give me a little space. This daddy still wants to live a few more years.
[Tianxiang Store] [Necklaces] Give me a little space. This daddy still wants to live a few more years.
[Tianxiang Store] [Necklaces]
Don't worry, okay?
Even though the whole world is rushing around looking for this thing,
even if someone dangles it in front of their eyes, these fools may not recognize it.
Haven't you heard. the best way to hide a hundred coins
is to put them in a cash register drawer?
Ah Xu!
Gongzi, buy a jade pendant, eh?
Ah Xu, why are you running away again?
Don't look so stern.
I'm just saying things.
Let me ask you, how much do you want for this?
Ten tael.
The Nine-Clawed Fox Spirit, Fang Buzhi.
Ah Xu. Ah Xu! How about these?
They're all pretty bad.
You pick one.
Don't you dislike me wearing this nuisance?
You help me pick one, and I'll exchange them immediately.
He's deliberately drawing attention.
Ah Xu.
Ah Xu! Where are you going?
[Tea]
Are things all set up suitably?
It's done, Master.
The mission went well, and nobody noticed anything.
Good.
The stage is ready and waiting.
Soon we'll see the Window of Heaven,
the Poison Scorpion, the Five Lakes Alliance,
and the little Jianghu fish all compete on the same stage.
When your song stops, it'll be my turn to take the stage.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Here, miss, look at this fabric.
This is too red.
Not at all! It suits you!
Does it?
It does!
Ah Xu!
[Calligraphy and Paintings] Ah Xu!
Wait for me. Are you angry? [Calligraphy and Paintings]
Excuse me, friends. [Calligraphy and Paintings]
Excuse me, friends.
Are you going to the Assembly of Heroic Men?
I suppose so.
May I the lords their family and formal names? What teacher and sect?
Have you a written invitation?
Just a no-name guy. Nobody worth mentioning.
My young brother.
We're brothers.
We were invited by Hero Zhao Jing.
Oh, you're friends of Zhao-shishu?
Apologies, apologies. Would you like one of my shidi to show you to the hostel to rest?
No need to bother. You've made us quite at home.
Then I'm sorry to have bothered you. Goodbye.
Let's go.
Gao Chong's really put his lifeblood into
fortifying all of Yueyang City like an iron barrel.
Ah Xu, your silly disciple will be safe at last in Yueyang City.
Don't worry.
Okay, okay.
Life only lasts a hundred years, but you're worrying about a thousand. [From a Han Dynasty poem]
Why?
Come on, come on, let's try to find something fun!
Let's go.
Let's go!
[Amass Fortunes]
[Incomputable Treasures]
Guniang, enjoy your meal!
Come.
Master always makes things hard for me.
I'm supposed to find a way to sneak into Yueyang Sect?
How'm I going to do that?
Sell myself as a body slave?
This guniang has the look of a flower and the face of the moon! Extraordinary bearing and manners!
Not like a servant at all.
This rotten Yueyang Sect
is defended more closely than the Imperial Palace.
If Master comes to Yueyang
how am I going to explain this to him?
Everyone, young and old, husbands and fathers, wives and misses, all!
What tunes would you like to hear? Tell us, and we'll sing it for you.
Give us brothers a song!
Young Master,
do you know what song you want to hear?
We can play a great many.
Then sing us Eighteen Touches.
Yeah! Eighteen Touches!
Not that one.
You can't sing it?
Please, choose a different song.
I'll use my little gentleman to make her sing out!
Young Master.
Once I've taught you, sing it with all of us gentleman together, and we'll give you this silver.
How about we sing Poplars And Willow Branches?
—Dad! —My daughter! —Dad!
Young Master! Young Master!
She doesn't know how to sing it, but I know how.
If I sing it, will you give me the money?
If the miss will sing it,
I'll give you twice as much silver!
Twice as much?
This is for you. Play the song for this girl.
Girl!
Go, go, go.
Good!
Urgent arousing taps, slow building strokes,
Listen as this girl sings for you the 18 different gropes.
First reach out and touch the silky strands of hair,
And make dark clouds go flying through the air.
Next reach out and touch the front side of your face!
Stinky girl, you looking to die?
Want to listen or not?
Want me to keep singing?
Or do you want to fight?
You!
Stinky Girl, we'll show you!
Stop running away! Don't you want touches?
Where else should I touch? Tell me!
What're you running from? This girl isn't done singing!
You—you—you—!
Why are you running?
You wanna die? Take a look around at where you are!
Yueyang is in the Five Lakes Alliance and you dare piss all over here?
Stay here if you dare!
Just you wait!
This girl will wait right here!
What are you staring at?
You want a song too?
No. I want to buy you a meal.
What's this kid's game?
You don't scare me.
Miss, here's your dishes.
Please, Miss, you have to try this.
These Silver Needle Chicken Slices
are made with famous local silver needle tea and chicken slices sautéed together.
You must try it.
Delicious!
It's good, right?
I don't have any skills worth mentioning.
I just like traveling around and tasting all the fine food.
That's a good skill!
And you don't look so bad either.
What's your name?
I am Cao Weining from the Cleansing Wind Sword Sect.
Is it alright to ask for the beautiful miss's name?
My name is...
Stinky Girl!
It was that stinky girl who beat us up!
Zhu Yaozhi, disciple of Yueyang Sect, offers greetings.
I'm not sure who started the fight in the Five Lakes territory. Please give us an explanation.
Pah!
"Explain"? Why don't you go to that girl you sexually harassed and ask her to explain it to you?
Sexually harassed?
Sixth Kid, what's that about?
Nothing happened! It's all them making things up! [Lit: braiding a beard to sow confusion]
Zhu-xiong, I'll bear witness.
This little Sixth Lord first sexually harassed an ordinary woman
and this young lady undertook to rescue her.
Young Hero Cao, please forgive me.
Young Hero?
So now you're acting all familiar?
Young Hero Zhu, right?
So this is the Jianghu way
of justice and morality?
A little sexiness gets things rising, and righteousness turns to villany!
So is this how the Five Lakes Alliance trains its people? This is your kind of virtue?
Wow, wow, wow!
Miss, please don't say that.
Treating a woman with this sort of reckless, despicable, evil conduct
has always been prohibited and absolutely forbidden by the Five Lakes Alliance.
But, Sixth Kid isn't an inner disciple of our sect. He's just a local resident.
Miss, please don't worry.
We will definitely seek justice for such evil conduct and demand an explanation.
Sixth Kid, you think you can lie to me?
My mistake! My mistake!
Get out of here.
You all, go back too.
Go, go, go. Go.
Young Hero Cao.
Could you please not tell others about today's events?
Particularly … particularly my master.
Okay, okay. I understand.
Better hurry back.
Many thanks! Goodbye.
It's over? I don't have to fight anyone?
Yeah. They were in the wrong.
Miss, you ….
You really like to fight?
Why? Think I can't?
Yes! Of course you can!
It's great!
I also like fighting!
Then you can fight with me!
No, that wouldn't be okay!
I can't fight with you.
I always avoid fighting with girls.
What do you mean?
Are you looking down on me?
Don't think this girl hasn't fought before!
That's not what I meant!
It's just that you're beautiful like a flower
and that makes me want to honor and cherish you.
How could I treat a beautiful woman rudely?
Don't eat that.
These dishes have all gone cold.
I'll ask them to make them for you again.
Miss...
Fine, grandma!
Order new ones.
Ah Xu, drinking again?
Are you an alcoholic?
In this city, this is where the senior Jianghu men gather.
Even commonplace incidents
are sure to in the gossip you can hear here.
What? How wild! ["wild" and "gossip" are homophones]
[Fengyang Pub]
[Incomputable Treasures]
Honored guest, what would you like?
Got any spring tea from Shanghai?
The honored guest must be joking.
So many grand heroic men have come to the store lately.
What tea don't we have?
What region are you looking for?
Got any roasted with raw rice?
In this city? None to be had.
But I heard a big batch of tea just arrived
from outside the city, from the government.
Our little store can't afford it, though.
Thank you for the tip!
I'll go bring you some other kind of top-notch tea!
Ah Xu. The code phrases you used just now,
what do they mean?
Wen the Great Philanthropist.
It's the slang of the Jianghu. You don't know it?
How would I not understand it?
I was just testing you.
Come, come, drink!
Drink!
Your family's cabbage is getting rutted by a pig. [A good girl falling for a bad boy]
You and Alliance Leader Gao are close?
No, I wouldn't consider us familiar!
Our master and Alliance Leader Gao have an unusually close relationship.
Our two sects visit each other frequently,
so we're all well acquainted with each other.
That's amazing.
My name is Gu Xiang. I'm determined to make friends with you!
Here, let's drink to it!
Here, drink!
Drink!
All the gods of Mt Jiuyi came down in welcome,
Quickly gathering like clouds in the sky. [From "Nine Songs for Lady Xiang" by Qu Yuan]
Floating gayly like snow flying in the flowing wind. [From "The Goddess of Luo River" by Cao Zhi of the Han Dynasty]
Miss, your name, Xiang, is so beautiful and wonderful.
Why are you throwing around that book talk?
I know this one person who'd surely love to chat with you.
Really?
Of course. He loves good food
and that kind of chewy words too!
I think not.
Hurry, hurry, come sit!
This is Cao Weining from the Cleansing Wind Sword Sect.
He is a distinguished guest of the Yueyang Sect.
Gu Xiang-guniang,
This is … ?
This is my master.
You're a maid?
What, you look down on maids?
No no, maids are great! Maids are great!
I thought that you were
a disciple of a martial arts master,
or a daughter of a noble family.
I was afraid...
Afraid of what?
I … nothing.
I don't care if it's the Cleansing Wind Sword Sect or the Suffering Wind Sect. ["Suffering Wind" = a severe brain stroke]
You and A-Xiang are closely acquainted?
Not close, not close, we just met.
Gongzi, let's eat togeth—
Since you're not close,
and her close friend has arrived now,
please make things easy and leave now.
Suavely walk yourself to a distant spot.
I'm really sorry! So sorry!
So sorry.
Master, what does "suavely walk yourself to a distant spot" mean?
"Take a hike!" but more elegant.
Ah Xiang.
How did you get acquainted with such a such a shallow poser?
He took Nine Songs and Ode to the Goddess Luo and smashed them together.
He'll make Qu Yuan so angry he'll climb out of his grave. [The poet who wrote them]
Qu Yuan who? How's he involved?
Come over here.
In any case, you're forbidden to associate with this uncivilized stinky boy, you hear me?
I think he's got culture sticking out of him.
He's got way more culture than me.
Compared to you?
Why don't I see Sick Old Devil anywhere?
Where'd he go?
Why do you care about that?
Huh? Thinking about making him your husband?
I wouldn't dare!
On the surface he looks so polite and amiable,
but then when no one's looking at him,
his eyes go all scary like a ghost.
That so? Then why ask about him?
I think that, when he's around,
you seem like you're more like a person.
I see your talk and clothes are fancy,
so how are you trying to leave without paying?
No coins, just some written words?
Who the hell raised you?
Waiter-brother, please keep your voice down.
What? You don't have money?
No—
Young Master, you have no money and still invited her to eat?
That's not very appropriate.
Don't worry! I've got this.
How could you let a girl settle your account?
This gongzi will pay his bill.
Ah Xu, your wallet.
Where's your wallet?
Hunting geese all day, in the end, a goose pecked me back.
In the street earlier,
I saw a gentlemanly, beautiful scholar.
He and I rubbed shoulders as we passed. He even smiled at me so beautifully.
Who'd imagine that darling beauty would engage in theft?
Was it a scholar wearing teal literati robes
with upwards-inclining eyes and white clear skin?
I saw him in front of the calligraphy and paintings stand, and we chatted for a bit.
It must be him!
He must have taken my wallet.
How'd you fall for Fang Buzhi's tricks?
Fang … Fang Bu Zhi?
The thief master, Fang Buzhi?
Now I'm sure of it! He stole my wallet!
A good, honest, delicate scholar like me
trying to walk in the Jianghu, it's hard to avoid taking a few losses
No harm, no harm.
Ah Xu, give me your wallet.
No.
What relationship do we have? Why should I pay your bill?
Master, who is that? Just leave him.
I have money.
Ah Xiang,
don't get involved in matters
you're too young to understand.
You... you...
You are...
You are...!
How about that? Still think my insight is bad?
I told you earlier, he's absolutely no ordinary sort.
Sick Old Devil!
This is your real face?
Master, you were right for once!
Pull in those claws.
Ah Xu.
Why is it that, as soon as I touch you, you try to hit or murder me,
but she gropes you and you let her feel you up?
If you were a loveable, charming girl,
you'd be allowed, too.
All of you grampas,
can you all pay your bills first?
After that, whomever you love groping,
you go ahead and love and grope however you like, okay?
Ah Xu, wallet.
I wasn't expecting our Ah Xu to be a ittle rich boy.
Borrow money and you'll have to pay interest.
One percent every day.
Master, we don't need his money. We have our own.
If you don't pay me back, then I'll seize the girl as payment.
Ah Xiang. If you stick your claws out again,
I guarantee, you'll not only have wealth, you'll have a problem.
Thank you, grampa! Thanks for your great kindness!
I'll get your change right away.
No need for change.
Bring me the best banquet you all can manage, and find us a table.
This grampa-gongzi is extremely rich.
He definitely won't try to pay with writing.
Okay! The private room is this way!
♪The sky was gray as I crossed thej cold river♪
♪The moon in my cup at night reflects the sadness in my smile♪
♪Who allowed me to roam around the world on horseback?♪
♪Who is drunk in their dreams but can't find home when they wake?
♪The cold rain kisses my windows♪
♪I don't mind hate and slander, but my melancholy persists♪
♪The spring breeze brings greenery along the river♪
♪But can't warm my cold heart♪
♪Is that our light out of nowhere?♪
♪I regret not meeting you earlier, but we've finally met now♪
♪Don't let the seasons pass in vain♪
♪Give up the adventures on horseback for a peaceful quiet life♪
♪The lights of ten thousand families light up the world♪
♪The past disappears like smoke in a sandstorm♪
♪I will spend the rest of my days enjoying my life with you♪
♪I will be with you forever♪